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Michael Lohan, the nut-covered piece of caca that refuses to be removed from the Internet's shoe, attended a press conference yesterday in Milmont Park, PA for a celebrity boxing match. Vaginas beware!

In case you're wondering in what world Michael Lohan is considered a "celebrity," you should know that the other celebrity participants include the town's second most popular weed man (the first is on a buying trip to Vancouver), Suzanne Roberts' day nurse and some bitch who was al read more »
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One of you hos sent me these pictures of Matt LeBlanc with the subject: BITCH ATE ED!!! You know who you are and you owe me another Mr. Pibb (I refuse to call it Pibb Xtra). I'll be sending your ass an invoice.

The truth is, Matt doesn't look like he ate ED. Yes, he's built like Jon Gosselin after a long bowel movement, and he's got a dash of pepawness in hair, but you know you still would.

Personally, Matt reminds me of that uncle who used to sneak you beer when you read more »
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James Gandolfini can make any inanimate object look like the Laurel to his Hardy. James did it with a Homer Simpson mask, and now he's done it again with a Vespa! Keep fucking that chicken, James!

Seriously, I never thought a Vespa is the funniest thing since Jan Crouch until I saw these pictures of Tony Soprano riding around on one in NYC yesterday. Do you think he keeps a human head in his Vespa's fanny pack. Or maybe a meatball sandwich? Or maybe a hammer to hit me in the knee read more »
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Don't expect any Mr Nasty put-downs from Katherine Jenkins. The Popstar To Operastar judge told GMTV: "I don't want to be the Simon Cowell. I think you need to be honest with people and tell them in a nice way."

No, John Leguizamo has not been giving his ass cheek a roid cocktail in the middle of the night. This is "Markus" (his peen peddling name), America's first ever legal prostitution whore!

Starting last week, Markus is selling his dick game for $200 for 40 minutes at Nevada's Shady Lane Ranch brothel. Details spent a little time with Markus to talk about why he decided to put his wang up for sale. Markus considers himself a true artiste (PAGING LADY CACA!!), and would rather be cal read more »
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Starting last week, Markus is selling his dick game for $200 for 40 minutes at Nevada's Shady Lane Ranch brothel. Details spent a little time with Markus to talk about why he decided to put his wang up for sale. Markus considers himself a true artiste (PAGING LADY CACA!!), and would rather be cal">            |   Bookmarks